A minha família as vezes parece a máfia italiana
As vezes parece a familia Corleone. Todos sentados à mesa, não se fala de negócios, uma familia feliz a fazer imenso barulho, com sete conversas cruzadas...
A mesa sempre farta, cheia de petiscos, bem regados com uma vinhaça valente. Há sempre um de nós que fala mais baixo que os outros, parece sussurrar. O padrinho Don Manolo comanda a emissão televisiva, os seus Capo-Regime Marcelino Marques e Don Juan Riscado controlam a comezaina e a conversa respectivamente, enquanto os soldados se ocupam de ir buscar as coisas à cozinha, numa azáfama consideravel... Tudo bastante bem organizado.
É uma "coisa nossa"!
Fredbento disse isto @ 7/31/2006 02:02:00 p.m.
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tu vais buscar coisas à cozinha?...
conta-me histórias....
N, ele controla a comezaina e a conversa, os soldados é q não à cozinha. Descansa amiga, ele n mudou, ainda é o nosso Frediti.;)
hum... os soldados é q VÃO à cozinha. Ufa, quase q activava sem querer o nosso corrector ortográfico!
Marta Vieira: This is your first warning.
the next time you make a spelling mistake like that, we will kill each and every one of your family members slowly and painfully until you learn how to write correctly.
Your frienldy techicians at Blogger.com
Blogger Support Service: This is your first warning.
the next time you make a spelling mistake like that, we will kill each and every one of your family members slowly and painfully until you learn how to write correctly.
Your friendly techicians at Blogger.com
shit...
Blogger Support Service: This is your first warning.
the next time you make a spelling mistake like that, we will kill each and every one of your family members slowly and painfully until you learn how to write correctly.
Your friendly technicians at Blogger.com
Dear bloggers
We will now kill everyone in this department and then commit suicide.
Joe has already bought a shotgun and Dave is holding everyone in their place until the job is done.
Please wait a few more days until the rest of the blogger staff can clean up the disgusting, gut wrenching task we are
about to undertake, and for the Blogger corp. to rehire capable persuasive thugs before any more threats from us.
While we´re gone, we expect NO monkey business from you.
And some flowers for the funeral.
Your friendly techicians at Blogger.com.
Dear bloggers
Before you start asking about the grammar on the last comment, we have an official statement to make: We´re about to kill ourselves over a spelling blunder, so we don´t really care.
Just so you know, Mitch screams like a girl when someone points a gun to his head.
Your friendly tecnhicians at Blogger.com
Dear blogger support service,
It's not fair to commit suicide when we at Blogger Support Support Service have already started to sell tickets to your slaughter.
So if you could be so kind as to let us do the job we were contracted to do we would very much appreciate it, (the christmas bonus is about to happen and if we don't kill you we don't get it).
Best regards,
lololololololololololol!!!
tá lindo!
dear blogger support services: thank you for your warning, we'll try to behave!
Dear bloggers
Only me and Joe left, and apparently he seems to be about to crack up: that image of Cindy, from Accounting running amok with her hands tied down got him in an anxiety attack.
As I heard, Blogger is already hiring some minimum wage earning illegal immigrants to replace us, so you´re every need will be attended to in no time, as long as you speak Albanian.
We´re very sorry for shooting some innocent people, Mike, from the pizza place down the corner, Julie, the pregnant receptionist, and that annoying dude that kept screaming "I´m your CEO! I´m your CEO!"...Oh well, it´s not like we´d ever be getting a cheque from him again, so...
Your former and soon-to-be-quite-dead friendly technicians at Blogger Support Services
Alguém se esqueceu de tomar os comprimidos novamente...
Dear Blogger Suport Service,
Thanks for nothing man! Now who's gonna tell litle Timmy that he's not getting the weelchair from Santa this year?
Best regards,
Dier bloguers
Mi new albanian person to help you with problem.
All albanian family work here now.
We like it. They give us food and nifty jackets.
Bloguer suport servicien
Dear Blogger Support Service,
Sorry for that angry email man! Putting albanians to work was great. Litle Timmy is already picking the latest wheelchair model for Christmas and Aruba has the best hollydays packages.
Best regards,
PS - if you receive a ticking letter please disregard it promptly... er.. cof cof.. eh eh..
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